- King’s Seasonings have long been the choice of royal families throughout the world.
- It has been once said, “One bottle of King’s Seasonings in the hand is better than two on the store shelf.
- Every kitchen should be decorated and equipped with King’s Seasonings.
- King’s Seasonings did not get two thumbs up, because all ten fingers were busy being licked.
- Many wars were fought over spices, yet only King’s Seasonings were satisfying enough to bring about peace.
- King’s Seasonings have made every season appetizing and the reason to enjoy delicious foods.
- King’s Seasonings are so uniquely delicious that it should have its own page on every restaurants’ menu.
- King’s Seasonings will soon have its own holiday.
- King’s Seasonings were served at The Last Supper…and could also be at your next supper.
- King’s Seasonings unique blends of spices are heavily guarded in Fort Knox.
- Aliens have said the most valuable and attractive characteristics on Earth are water, air, and King’s Seasonings.
- Divorces only occur when households run out of King’s Seasonings.
- The Gold Rush ended when miners discovered King’s Seasonings.
- A very wealthy and famous prince once proposed with a bottle of King’s Seasonings.
- Astronomers just discovered the Earth spins only as an effort to elude other planets trying to imitate King’s Seasonings.
- When King’s Seasonings were younger, they put the wild in the wild west.
- The Berlin Wall in Germany was broken down, because King’s Seasonings were on the other side.
- King’s Seasonings is the ‘root’ of Reggae music.
- The first man walked on the moon as a part of a rescue mission to find a bottle of King’s Seasonings that escaped the Earth’s atmosphere from a volcanic eruptions’ blast.
- Professional athletes will soon be paid with cases of King’s Seasonings.
- Rivers don’t run, they pursue the paths of King’s Seasonings.
- The fastest man in the world was served King’s Seasonings before bolting to another world record.
- The military carries King’s Seasonings in their survival packs.
- Noah’s only storage was filled with King’s Seasonings.
- The U.S. Government plans to make King’s Seasonings the next world currency.
- Chicken, beef, pork, and fish were created for King’s Seasonings.